My girl got a sewing machine and the whole family was sitting around it working on getting it ready for the maiden sew. I got everyone’s attention and said in a commanding voice “Ok let me just go over some safety rules that you MUST follow,” Everyone rolled their eyes at each other [...]
Archive for November, 2007
Safety rules
November 18, 2007
11/06/07
November 6, 2007
Q: Why don’t you want a Pokemon in the same room as you when you’re getting dressed?
A: Because they might Peek-at-chu!
Thanks, JW
November 5, 2007
Looks like a good place to start! Thanks to JW for making me this site. I will be writing down the things I say that my kids call ‘Matt Jokes’. Mostly puns that I laugh at and they roll their eyes. That’s how I know it’s funny!
