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Let my people groan
February 28, 2008

My son was doing his paper on ancient Egypt. He asked out loud ‘Who was it again that Moses asked to let his people go?’. His mom replied ‘Oh, that was the Pharaoh,’.

 The Un-Pharaoh

I hollered out from the bedroom ‘Shoulda been called the UN-Pharaoh!’.

They all bonded a little, rejecting my joke together.

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Thanks, JW
November 5, 2007

Looks like a good place to start!  Thanks to JW for making me this site.  I will be writing down the things I say that my kids call ‘Matt Jokes’.  Mostly puns that I laugh at and they roll their eyes.  That’s how I know it’s funny!